Pencils for the Passive Aggressive
  • Pencils Read: "That's so nice for you""Never mind, It wasn't that important""I'm sorry you're so sensitive""I prefer pens, but this is fine""What grudge?
  • ""I'm not mad""Whatever""*Turns read receipts on*"Back Reads: I'm fine.
  • I mean, if you want, I can write an essay detailing the extent to which I'm Fine.
  • I'll even laminate the cover if you need me to do that, too.
  • I don't mind at all.
  • If that's what you need to prove that I'm fine, I'll do it.
  • Heck, I might even make it a book, find a publisher and go on Ellen to promote the release, proving how fine I am.
  • I mean if that's what you need.
  • I'll do it.
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