Top 10 Things That Sound Dirty in Golf Funny / Humorous Birthday Card
by RSVP

Front Message: Top 10 things that sound dirty in Golf but aren't:

Inside Message: 1. Nuts...my shaft is bent. - 2. After 18 holes I can barely walk. - 3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker. - 4. Look at the size of his putter. - 5. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more. - 6. Mind if I join your threesome? - 7. Stand with your back turned and drop it. - 8. My hands are so sweaty, I can't get a good grip. - 9. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired. - 10. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first. - Hope you score a hole in one on your birthday.

Card Size: 5x7 inches

Includes: 1 card / 1 Blue envelope

Paperstock: Uncoated Recycled Cardstock

Additional Info: Printed in USA on FSC certified recycled paper. Printed with certified wind power.

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