Do you sometimes feel you’ve got to run away from the pain? Does the love you share seem to go nowhere? Lost your light tossing and turning at night? These Tainted Love microbes may take your tears and that’s not nearly all! They’ll brighten your day if any tainted love does come your way.
Tainted Love themed gift box includes these sexually transmitted disease mini microbes: Herpes, Chlamydia, The Clap, HPV, and Syphilis.
Humorous, educational and fun!

Soft, plush feel


To give an idea of size, the green, chlamydia microbe measures about 6 cm in diameter.

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