There is an old joke, eagerly repeated in Temeria: an aristocrat enters an antique store, looks around for some painting for his home, suddenly frightened, he jumps away from the wall and starts shouting:
- Fire, the painting is on fire!
The salesman, on the other hand, unmoved, walks up to him and says:
- Sir, it is only a portrait of Triss Merigold.
The aristocrat looks at the painting and begins to blush:
- I think I will burn with shame.
The poster is sold unframed, in a special protective tube.