Columbia Sportswear Mens Casual Short Sleeved Button Down Shirt L Dolfin Fish

The shirt is a super soft cotton/viscose (rayon) blend which will encourage your date to feel how soft it is.

Viscose is a rayon fabric used to mimic the hand feel of silk. So it'll work, fellas.

The pattern is of the Dolfin fish, not the dolphin, leading you and your date to an intimate discussion of the differences between the two and why we refer to dolfin as mahi-mahi on restaurant menus.

The size is men's large.

It flat measures 23" across the chest and 32" from rear collar to hem.

Excellent condition with no rips, tears, stains or holes.

Until your date tears it off you.