Brand spanking new item from reputable UK company with 35 years experience in retail and over 1 million eBay items sold and counting! Please note not all our new items are shrink-wrapped.
| 1 | The Final Condom | 0:00 |
| 2 | Hey Bitch! | 0:00 |
| 3 | (Let Me Unload My Balls) ...On Your Braces | 0:00 |
| 4 | I'm Just A Man | 0:00 |
| 5 | You Think You Rule @Yourself.com But You're As Fake As The New Boobs Of Your Mum | 0:00 |
| 6 | Operation A.V. | 0:00 |
| 7 | (In Denim Trousers) You're A Babe | 0:00 |
| 8 | Love Train To Uranus | 0:00 |
| 9 | My Name Is Dick | 0:00 |
| 10 | Suck Me Off | 0:00 |
| 11 | Porn Theme | 0:00 |
| 12 | Broken Hearts High School | 0:00 |