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THE GODPARTICLE BAT

THE WORLDS MOST POWERFUL BASEBALL BAT!!

#1 First Prototype

WE may now begin selling FULLY FUNCTIONAL REPLICAS depending if the MLB decides to secure rights to our discovery!

THIS LISTING IS FOR THE ORIGINAL PROTOTYPE SHOWN.

TO INQUIRE ABOUT PURCHASING A REPLICA, WHICH IS THE EXACT SAME THING MESSAGE US.

REPLICAS will be $100 PLUS SHIPPING.

With all the obscene amounts of money being thrown around in MLB.... I have ZERO problems offering this unique collectible at this price.

For one, I am willing to offer the formula and build template for these chips to any MLB team that wants to use them as a cool promo, thus handing replica chips out to park patrons.

This cool ,and first of its kind device, brings value and hyp to a team....... as much as any overpaid MLB player IN THE LEAGUE! Simply put.... none of them ever thought of this.

Also with this purchase, if it is a MLB team that wants to buy, I would approve the buying team as the a SOLE large scale distributor of this chip. I guarantee that knowledge of this promo would draw large scale interest and publicity to stadiums! WELL WORTH THE PURCHASE PRICE FOR A MLB TEAM)

Lets do business MLB TEAMS...... this item could be a great item for home game givaways and minor league promos. I am undeniably the inventor & sole distributor..... why not partner with good American ingenuity?

THINGS MAY HAVE TURNED OUT VERY DIFFERENTLY LAST NIGHT IN THE WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC HAD THIS ITEM BEEN PURCHASED AND BEEN IN WIDESPREAD USE IN AMERICAN BASEBALL when the OPPORTUNITY WAS CLEARLY PRESENTED!!

Instead of losing to a very honorable and sportsmanslike JAPAN, things would have turned out powerfully different.

And if I was Japanese I bet they would have BEEN bought this item from me, YEARS AGO..... when I first offered it up on eBay!

I have had this listing up in one form or another for years.....even being mocked on Sportsradio shows like the "PAT and Jeff like Sports" show

LISTEN TO THIER EPISODE 99 which can be found here

https://patandjeff.libsyn.com/episode-99-the-god-particle-bat

READ THE UNIQUE STORY BELOW!

I NOW HAVE CHANGED THE BASEBALL WORLD FOREVER!!

OWN this cool and in my opinion, highly marketable and unforgettable item...... which fans will talk about for the rest of their entire sports LIFE!!

READ BELOW!

So, whats it worth to a Multi-Billion Dollar MLB Team to have, in my opinion, the best chance to WIN THE WORLD SERIES?

And what would you spend as a multi-millionaire MLB player to get, in my opinion, a revolutionary TELEKINETIC edge that NOBODY ELSE WILL HAVE ANYTIME SOON?

What you are looking at is,in my opinion*,

THE WORLDS MOST POWERFUL BASEBALL BAT!

THE GODPARTICLECHIP BAT.

Size 34

With

THE WORDS FIRST TELEKINETIC MICROPROCESSOR CHIP!

THIS IS THE FIRST CREATED PROTOTYPE OF ITS KIND!

By using this baseball bat equipped with the GOD PARTICLE CHIP, in my opinion, the user should be unstoppable when he steps up to the plate.

What you are buying is the very first baseball bat to have the GODPARTICLECHIP. The chip shown is securely affixed at the base of the knob of the bat.

This is again, essentially, the worlds very first TELEKINETIC MICROPROCESSOR CHIP!

This device, in theory will make the batter highly likely to produce a hit, rbi, homerun, bunt... or whatever is needed in a particular at bat.

Many baseball players have, in my opinion, worthless magnetic bracelets and other trinkets that are not based on the actual GODPARTICLE!

Where they fail, in my opinion,.....the GODPARTICLECHIP WORKS....

.....according to the faith of the user.

The power is based on the harnessing and encapsulating the incredible power of the TRUE GODPARTICLE, contained in our disk telekinetic microprocessor chip.

The particle construction is Single Core Char'dal Zer'on, the only known physical manifestation and substance having the ability to harness & control the GODPARTICLE. This chip is securely affixed to the bat itself.

We were the first to discover and present this simple method as a great training tool to the baseball/softball player of FAITH!

So what happens, in theory, is that, at the plate, you will instantly gain access to the "ANTIMATTER" side, which allows the batter to defy the laws of physics....thereby controlling the physical at bat through the previously unharnessed function that produces the images seen in dreams!

This, in my opinion, allows for a genuine telekinetic effect that would bring the bat to the ball at a much higher rate......more consistently than what can be achieved under normal circumstances, practice and sports visualization techniques.

This, in my opinion, resulting in contact on most pitches & longer at bats and very little to NO strikeouts!

When one steps up to the plate with this, the confidence and results should be like no other in baseball history!

Now we have all seen, in many a baseball game, the sudden flurry of contact, and maybe a few hits, at the end of a close game in a sudden do or die confidence that many a batter summons in a critical situation with 2 outs.

But this bat was designed to bring that to every at bat, not just desperation end game at bats where we usually see commonly equipped players perform the expected at the bottom of the 9th inning and such.

In my opinion THIS is the most powerful, significant and revolutionary baseball bat in BASEBALL HISTORY!

And, in my opinion, the use of the GODPARTICLECHIP...which WE INVENTED... should change the batting game forever!

And this is the FIRST BASEBALL BAT to have it.

This is the very first one made and is being sold as a collectible, but we expect it to be tested and used in a game.

NOW THE ONLY THING THAT WE KNOW OF THAT CAN BALANCE THE ADVANTAGE THAT THE GODPARTICLE BAT provides is the GODPARTICLE PITCHERS TELEKINESIS Glove and Catchers MITTS and the GODPARTICLE INFIELDERS and OUTFIELDERS GLOVES!

We did have listing up for those and we will be relisting them soon!

BUT, due to the unscrupulous, WE MUST PUT IN THE Below DISCLAIMER

*Nothing on here is medical advice or intended to treat, cure, prevent or diagnose any condition or illness.

Telekinetic/psychokinetic Microprocessing not guaranteed and batting results may vary.

No Warranty expressed or implied.

Successful at bats are NOT guaranteed.

NO RETURNS OR REFUNDS!

ALL SALES FINAL-NO RETURNS-NO WARRANTY EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED.

Before buying anything from our store please read our official store policy found at the top of our eBay store front page called Successful. If potential buyers do not agree to the terms of the store policy then potential buyers must refrain from purchase.

As Precondition Of Participating In This Sale, Buyer Agrees To Release Seller From All Liability, Whether Criminal Or Civil, Arising From The Purchase, Ownership, Possession, Use Or Misuse Of This Item. Always Wear Eye And Ear Protection When playing sports, working on a motor vehicle-- Professional Installation Is Recommended. Treat Every Chip with safe handling, Safety Is No Accident And Is A Responsibility Of sport participant Car ownership/operation. Not For Sale Where Prohibited. Check Local Laws And ask All Questions Before Bidding concerning motor vehicle, sport or other use of Faith Chip/GOD PARTICLE CHIP

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"Telekinetic Chip" & "Telekinetic Microprocessor Chip" is a trademark of Successful Internet Sales. Official First Use in Commerce 10/22/2018

GODPARTICLE BAT is a trademark of Successful Internet Sales

GODPARTICLE GLOVE is a trademark of Successful Internet Sales

GODPARTICLECHIP is a trademark of Successful Internet Sales

Before buying anything from our store please read our official store policy found at the top of our eBay store front page called Successful Internet Sales. If potential buyers do not agree to the terms of the store policy then potential buyers must refrain from purchase.

As Precondition Of Participating In This Sale, Buyer Agrees To Release Seller From All Liability, Whether Criminal Or Civil, Arising From The Purchase, Ownership, Possession, Use Or Misuse Of This Item. Always Wear Eye And Ear Protection When playing sports, working on a motor vehicle-- Professional Installation Is Recommended. Treat Every Chip with safe handling, Safety Is No Accident And Is A Responsibility Of sport participant ownership/operation. Not For Sale Where Prohibited. Check Local Laws And ask All Questions Before Bidding OR BUYING concerning sporting or other use of Faith Chip/GOD~PARTICLE~CHIP

Buyer responsible for asking any and all questions BEFORE purchase

"Telekinetic Chip" & "Telekinetic Microprocessor Chip" is a trademark of Successful Internet Sales. Official First Use in Commerce 10/22/2018

THE PSYCHOKINESIS MICROPROCESSOR is a trademark of Successful Internet Sales. First use in commerce 3/15/23

GODPARTICLE BAT is a trademark of Successful Internet Sales

GODPARTICLE GLOVE is a trademark of Successful Internet Sales

GODPARTICLECHIP is a trademark of Successful Internet Sales

The GODPARTICLECHIP DESIGN IS A TRADEMARK DESIGN OF JF VAUGHN