Mom Brain Soap
  • Phone in the fridge again.
  • I used to have functioning brain cells, but that no-good husband of mine screwed me over and now I have feral children instead.
  • If I have to hear, "Mom, he&rsquos hitting me" and, "Call 911!" one more time, I swear to the Grey Goose god.
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  • Speaking of which, have you seen my double martini?
  • And the baby?
  • They were both in the oven last time I checked.
  • Soggy Cherrios ScentedNet Weight: 6 ozNote: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
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