Straight out of the bag, unblemished and unadulterated.  Wonderful specimens of armament-shaped foodstuffs found as utterly natural as hereby described.  US-based measuring device shows the actual dimensions.  Buyer will receive both, wrapped in plastic for careful shipping, via US Priority Mail.

This could be a wonderful addition to a collection, also lending itself to being the perfect gift for the Crunchy Cheetos enthusiast in your life.  And the factory-fresh date is still forthcoming, yet I am entertaining all reasonable offers.

Again, this is to receive BOTH of the two Cheetos of these very compelling shapes.  Thanks for your interest!