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One-Wheeled Motorcycles!
Staffer Gets Into Fight
Penn State Helmet Protest
Make Your Own Tools
Breathtakin' Women
Mind-Bogglin' Fiction
Fantastic Harleys
What Else
Could You
Want?
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Entertainment for Adult Bikers
Spider with off-the-wall news items
Readers respond to other readers
Miscellaneous ramblin's from other rags
Refinin' a Sporty with the use of herb
Catch that drip with this tip
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Wino Joe gets himself into a dukin' matc
Wanna know everything 'bout unicycles?
Just a normal rotten day behind bars
Animal with a sneak attack on Spider (who)? 2
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That damn phone never stops
Beaver eater returns to Beaver's delight
Luscious Lisa lusts for action
Busted my ass an' it still didn't work
Don't let this bro die for nothin'
Rules for this year's Sturgis run - Easynews
Here's a mind-fuckin' headache for ya
Sick Witty Willie's fun house, weirdhouse?
Ball-bustin' Virgos get profiled by Dusty
Dead bro is always at home
Havin' a helluva time in the wind
It was funny at the time
Packrat tech on makin' tools that do the job
Not a shaggy dog story this time
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Homebaked shovel outta Egg Harbor
A marketplace for buying and selling
Tasty morsels to choose from
Gibson
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ine name iss Fritz
M Kokendorfer und I
vant to eggsplane all
about ze ein-veel or uni-
cycle, dot a relatif off
mine invented, beck in vourteen vifty-nine, vor ze
Emperor off Bavaria, vrom ver ve come.
Now in zose days, zey didn't haff no automobiles
yet, so ze Emperor hat to do his trafeling by royal
coach or on der horse's beck. Horsebeck gafe him a
sore beckzide, so dot vas out. Ze Emperor vas alzo a
little vain. He vanted somesing different vrom a
royal coach. Efter all, every emperor hat a royal
coach, so it vas no big deal.
Mine grate, grate, grate, grate grendfadder - zo
many grates I can't remember zem all, zo I'll chust
call him Fritz vun vas called before ze Emperor
because he vas ze most famous clockmaker in all
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Bavaria, unt somevun hat tolt ze Emperor dot
only vay to make a carriage go vitout horses vas
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In Vigure 6 iss shown a uni mate by an Italian in
1933. It vos supposed to do 100 miles an hour on
chust vun-und-three-quarters horsepover. Zis
engine vas designed to run on gasoil, ninety per-
cent gasoline und ten percent olife oil. In a pinch it
could run on pure olife oil or effen ze sqveezings
from pepperoni sausages! Now, vee bote no dot
Rudolph Diesel vasn't Italian, don't vee! Effen he
didn't claim his engine could do dot!
Ze Italian engine vas shoeposed to half been
designed by Mussolini, but I doubt dot, too. He
might half been a bik veel in politics, for a vile, but
in automobile und engine design, he vas a sqvare.
Efter all, during zis period, ze Macchi-Castoldi zea-
planes zet vorlt schpeed records, und Mussolini
didn't claim to haff designed ze engines of zees
planes. Vee all know it vas Issata-Fraschini dot
designed und bilt zees engines.
OK, so Mussolini vas a bik bluffer und talker, bot
vot politician isn't? Politicians are much too bussy
infenting lies or schemes to milk ze public, to
bodder vit inventing engines. Besides, zey don't pay
as vell. I might alzo att on ze ent here, dot effen if ze
politicians don't know much about designing
engines, zey do sound like zey are full off gaz!
In 1935, zum vizeacre thought up ze opchekt
seen in Vigure 7. I hesitate to call it a unicycle
becos, as you can plainly see, it has two veels. It vas
called a Gyrauto. Ze magazine report didn't say vere
it came from. I can vell underschtand dot. Efter all,
vot true uniphile vod admit to making a double-veel
single-veel?
Anodder article in zis opchekt suggjested it could
be construed as a unicycle vit a schpare veel. Nein!
Nein! Ach du lieber! Next zing you know, somevun
vill say it's chust a single-veel, only schpread out,
like all zose racers haff on zeyr beck veels!
I esk you, how can you make a single-veel vit
more den vun veel? Vun times vun iss schtill one,
und vun times two iss two! You can't monkey
arount vit ze laws of mathematics, or sqveeze two
qvarts into a vun-qvart gas can!
Und hov vud zey schteer zis opchekt? Dot
schteering veel is a fakeeroo! Come to zink off it,
maybe ze whole picture is a fake! Somevun making
fun of uni-veels. Notice ze lady drifer. Dot calls to
mint anodder advantage off unis. No beckseat drifers!
Now, in Vigure 8, vee got anodder oddball uni
again vit two veels only one so schmall it can
hardly be called a veel! Zis appeared in 1940 in
New York. Ze newspaper article called it a rubber-
tired hoop.
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