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NUMBER 109

MAD

"Efficiency Experts are smart enough to tell you how to run your

business, and too smart to start one of their own!"-Alfred E. Neuman

WILLIAM M. GAINES publisher ALBERT B. FELDSTEIN editor

JOHN PUTNAM art director LEONARD BRENNER production

JERRY DE FUCCIO, NICK MECLIN associate editors

MARTIN J. SCHEIMAN

CLORIA ORLANDO, CELIA MORELLI, RICHARD CRILLO subscriptions

CONTRIBUTING ARTISTS AND WRITERS

the usual gang of idiots

DEPARTMENTS

BERG'S-EYE VIEW DEPARTMENT

The Lighter Side Of Arguments

DON MARTIN DEPARTMENT

In The Locker Room

Downtown

EDITORIAL WHEEZE DEPARTMENT

Various Mags Handle The Same Cartoon Situation

FINGER PAINTING DEPARTMENT

Cop Art...

GRADUATING CRASS DEPARTMENT

MARCH 1967

Correspondence Schools For Obnoxious People

HOLLYWOOD AND VINES DEPARTMENT

Doc Tari (A MAD TV Satire)

JOKE AND DAGGER DEPARTMENT

Spy Vs. Spy

LETTERS DEPARTMENT

Random Samplings Of Reader Mail........

MAD TAKES PLEASURE IN PRESENTING DEPARTMENT

Announcements For Everything.

MARGINAL THINKING DEPARTMENT

..…........

Drawn-Out Dramas by Sergio Aragones.....

SISS-BOOM-BLAH! DEPARTMENT

School Songs For Everyday Activities

SPOOKING FROM PICTURES DEPARTMENT

Horrifying Clichés

THE BRAIN AND STRAIN IS MAINLY ON THE WANE DEPT.

Idiot-Proof Products

NO ONE OVER 18... DEPARTMENT

Who In Heck Is Virginia Woolf? (A MAD Movie Satire)...... 4

...............26

VITAL FEATURES

WHO IN

HECK IS

VIRGINIA

WOOLF?

Pg. 4

WILD PITCHES DEPARTMENT

Advertising Endorsements We'll Never Get To See 40

YOU GOTTA HAVE A STRONG CONSTITUTION DEPARTMENT

The Preamble-Re-Visited....

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crocters used in all MAD fiction and semi-fiction are fictitievs. A similarity without seiric purpose to

iving person is a coincidence.

THE

LIGHTER

SIDE OF

ARGUMENTS

Pg. 16

STILL

MORE

"HORRIFYING

CLICHES"

Pg. 32

DON MARTIN

IN THE

LOCKER

ROOM

Pg. 14

IDIOT-PROOF

PRODUCTS

OF THE

FUTURE

Pg. 26

DOC

TARI

(A MAD

TV SATIRE)

Pg. 43