Well here we have the Eastern European underground Rave mobile, in the mid eighties you would have seen this tango slap in the face driving up and down the motorways of any European country with a load of pill popping gurners smashed out their heads on their way back from or to a rave, they were the first real strong cars of the 80s made from high grade steel and seam sealed with the best quality sealer, I repaired a few of these in my early 20s after gurners smashed them into things.

They drove like nothing else on the road at that time, we’re comfortable, quiet and reliable.

At the time these rave machines were built we were in the middle of a House music explosion, the end of the New wave Romanitic era, they were exciting times, the music was new and the birds that enjoyed that music were fun and daring. 

If you had the fore site to purchase one of these fine German automobiles you were a forward thinker, a man that was going places ! Like raves in deepest Essex or a barn in a field in Stoke on Trent! Not like your neighbour who went for the less exciting ford sierra, the mr Average, the boring football loving no mark.

 If you were ever lucky enough to be conveyed in this fine automobile your ears would have been molested by the sounds of “A guy called Gerald (voodo Ray)  move your body (Marshall Jeffers) And Jack your body (Steve silk Harley ) wild fun times, sometimes scary, dependant on what you were spiked with! I was spiked with three acid tabs by a mate, lostthree days of my life, I pulled a girl I had fancied for ages, walked her home in the middle of winter snow on the ground stripped off my shirt, got her home and sat there and laughed at her dog all night!!!!! I went home tidied the kitchen for three days flat scrubbed the work surface so hard I removed the pattern from the formica, at night I saw squirmy streaks of snot ooozing out of cracks in my fireplace in psychedelic purple colours, never slept for three nights ….. anyway, I digress, where was I? 

Oh yes My absolutely stunning VW Passat b2 

As you can see she is a cracker.

She comes with no warranty whatsoever, she has no tax and no mot, she does not run and I have no key or logbook (at the moment) she will not drive you back to the 1980s.

And she won’t please the Mrs but you can sit in it and play house music compilations until the cows come home.

Any questions please feel free to call me on 07768805693 Ant.

I won’t swap it for your E scooter, or your wife’s lingerie  ( well maybe I might) I won’t swap it for a donkey or a pug, and I have enough to marlies! 

All money raised off this will go to Emergency Bleed Control kits to help stabbing victims, so just buy it and let’s help save some lives.

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