Condition: Used - Good; Title: Scary Spasms in Hairy Chasms: A Panoply of Paeans to Putrescence and a Cornucopia of Corrosive Coprophilia Kim, Kevin; Description: Ever since he was a child, Kevin Kim was plagued by demonic visitations. Every night, the multihorned baby with the glowing red eyes and trident-shaped tongue would lean close and quietly rasp, "Kill. Kill." But Kevin resisted the urge, redirecting his murderous energies into this book, his first: "Scary Spasms in Hairy Chasms: A Panoply of Paeans to Putrescence and a Cornucopia of Corrosive Coprophilia." Now you have the chance to reap the harvest of Kim's karmic spilth! Written with the sensitive fundamentalist Christian in mind, "Scary Spasms" features lewd poetry, disgusting short stories, and other scrotum-shriveling, nipple-vibrating literary forms to, as Kevin puts it, "delight the senses and tongue-tickle the perineum." "Scary Spasms" is guaranteed to help you crap better... whether you happen to be on the pot or not. Read about: -the erotic encounter that goes horribly awry! -Superman's nauseating battle with Barney! -the father with a dangerous sheep habit! -Satan's lecture to a five-year-old on the true nature of hell! -Mr. Spock's "unfortunate phasering" of Captain Kirk! -the horse that obsesses over the size of its buttocks! -Clint Eastwood-- indentured to the Spice Girls! -the retired general who beats people to death with his colon! -MORE! Oh, GOD! Oh, BABY! MORE!! YES!! DON'T STOP!!; Category: Books > Subjects > Humor & Entertainment > Humor > Essays; Publisher: Bighominid.com Publishing; Author: Kim, Kevin;