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Today, my seven-year-old son discovered this chip in his snack bag and has decided to put it up for sale. He has thoughtfully set the price at five thousand dollars, intending to use half for spending and the other half for his savings. I am ready to personally hand-deliver this chip to any global destination for an additional fee of fifty thousand dollars.

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