Goat Simulator PC ✓NEW ✓SEALED ✓Nightmare Edition ✓Goatz 3 Game Sims DVD ROM MMO
$7 MILLION
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- Brand new stock
- Factory-sealed with Y-fold seal
- Authentic Australian version (NOT an import, no unsightly compliance labels)
- Full retail packaging, with Australian warranty, valid worldwide
- This game works in all regions, worldwide
- Original Nightmare Edition day one release (not a re-release)
More Goat
"Thank you for providing more goat for my playing enjoyment. I thought I was watching an episode of late night TV before I was diagnosed as having an episode, according to my psychiatric report. But after I was OK again, I played this game....and I couldn't tell the difference. Wow man, pure psychosis, for under $50. If you want to experience what mental illness feels like, without the drugs, side-effects, doctors, or other people who dress up in white clothing, play Goat Simulator Nightmare Edition. The preceding review is not intended to be disparaging to anyone suffering from a mental illness, it is purely the opinion of this writer. Or at least the opinion of the personality which is controlling my hand as I write. These things can change a bit. That's why I prefer being a goat." - D MILLINGTON, QLD
Get all the goatness, in the special Nightmare Edition, at no extra charge!
- Goat Simulator
- Goatz - In Goatz, you are a horned zombie goat running amok in an undead apocalypse - so basically, Donald Trump in 2037.
- Goat MMO Simulator - Complete dozens of quests in the goat MMO Simulator and level up a hundred times - an MMO Simulator that's so realistic, you'd swear you're a goat. And that's hard to bleat...
Goat Simulator Nightmare Edition is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasise about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.
Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while head-butting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.
System Requirements
- Minimum:
- A computer running OS: Windows XP (SP3), Windows Vista (SP2), Windows 7, Windows 8. Others may work too, but are not supported at this time, so you agree to either provide your own support, or get it online, for free.
- Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo, AMD Athlon X2, or equal at 2.0 GHz or better
- Memory: 2 GB RAM (even better: a rack of ram...mmmm..smell so good...)
- Graphics: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, SM 3.0-compatible, 512MB VRAM
- DirectX: Version 9.0c
- DVD-ROM Drive
- Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
- Recommended:
- OS: Windows 7 or Windows 8
- Processor: QuadCore 2.0 GHz +
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, SM 3.0-compatible, 512MB VRAM+; NVIDIA GeForce 8800 GTS or better
- DirectX: Version 9.0c
- Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
- Interest in being a goat.
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We work harder to provide you with a safer, cleaner buying experience. Your order is packed by fully-vaccinated warehouse professionals, who use gloves and masks, dispatching from our own clean facility. Most items can be shipped to most countries, subject to any agreed terms. Expected dispatch time is shown on the shipping tab. For details, please view the 'postage tab' because it contains all the information you'll need to see if this item can ship to your country, and which services are offered.
Calculated shipping means it's very accurate, with no nasty surprises. We highly recommend tracked services (with signature) which now come with FREE shipping insurance. Customs / duties imposed by your country are paid by the buyer upon arrival, unless collected prior, by ebay or their agents.
Please note the cheapest shipping option may not include tracking or insurance, and is sent at the buyer's sole risk. While we can prove dispatch (proof is sent to Merchant Security only, in the event of a claim), we are unable to track untracked items, for obvious reasons, so please choose a risk-free and higher quality shipping option if you want tracking, a signature at both ends for your added safety, and free shipping insurance.
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