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EXCLUSIVE COLLECTIBLES 

THE KEY TO SUCCESSFUL INVESTMENT IS TO ACQUIRE AND PRESERVE ICONIC ITEMS OTHERWISE UNATTAINABLE

POKEMON ERROR: 1 & Only 1998 LTD Edition Factory-Sealed Horsea vs. Koffing in Charmeleon vs. Paras Package

AVAILABLE NOWHERE ELSE ON THE PLANET

Collectibility in the present case is not based on arbitrary or time-limited valuations, such as those attributed to the popularity, for example, of a card or beanie.

Rather, it's an exclusive manufacturing aberration, AKA: a random act of God, comparable to a one-of-a-kind coin which, incidental to cards and beanies, involves both pristine cardboard and sealed stuffed characters.

It's One of a Special Kind. Consider the market value of another One-of-a-Kind piece, documented below (and fully referenced further down in the listing).   

MSN HEADLINE DATE 02/07/2017:

(DOCUMENTED IN ITS ENTIRETY UNDER "REFERENCES" BELOW)

Harambe-Shaped Cheeto Reaches Bid of Nearly $100K on EBay

It is comparable to the Gorilla Cheeto in the sense it will always exist as uniquely iconic and, hence, always be  singularly collectible.

True, it is inedible. On the upside (and, granted, I'm only speculating here) it may be less perishable. On the "always" scale, little details like that do influence trajectory on the long-term value of an item. 

NOTE: SINCE I FIRST LISTED THIS PIECE, I'VE LOCATED THE (INITIALED & DATED) CARLTON "CELEBRATION CARD" I HAD STAMPED TO RECORD THE PURCHASE, AS PER THE HISTORY I SHARED BELOW (see Illustrations 4 & 5). 

IT'S A RARE MEANS BY WHICH TO BOLSTER PROVENANCE. THE RECEIPTS WE RETAINED FROM OUR PURCHASES BACK THEN HAVE LONG-SINCE FADED TO THE POINT OF USELESSNESS. THIS CARD, ON THE OTHER HAND, IS A PERFECTLY PRESERVED REMNANT OF THE TRANSACTION.

IT'S A POSITIVE SPIN ON A PROMOTION WHICH WAS OTHERWISE PRETTY UNDERWHELMING. YOU'LL NOTE, I WAS ONLY ABLE TO RECORD FOUR PURCHASES AT CARLTON'S BACK IN 1999 BEFORE IT LEFT THE MALL. IN ORDER TO HAVE ACTUALLY RECEIVED THE "$5.00 OFF," AS ADVERTISED, I'D HAVE HAD TO MAKE AN ADDITIONAL 11 PURCHASES...

I WILL GIVE THEM CREDIT FOR AESTHETICS, HOWEVER: THE FLORAL ARRANGEMENT USED TO REGISTER THE STAMPS WILL MAKE AN ATTRACTIVE, FRAMEABLE KEEPSAKE FOR THE NEXT OWNER.

NOTE: from yet  another of those MSN "Your Vintage Toys May be Worth a Fortune," stories (quoted herein on 12/13/18): Laurie Anderson Dowell, a toy collector in California says: “The most important feature to a toy’s value is usually whether it is in its original packaging, and what kind of condition the box, card, or bubble is in. MIP (mint in package) and MIB (mint in box) toys are more highly covetable [sic].”

Though I doubt that comes as a revelation to most of us...

 BONA FIDE TREASURE

Two Obscure First Generation Pokémon, Koffing & Horsea, Impeccably Sealed (see Illustrations) in a Package which Advertises One of the Most Beloved Poké Ever to do Battle, Charmander, verses Paras.

Pokémon's Legacy as an International Phenomenon is Not Only Firmly Established, it's Actually Growing in Popularity. Since 1998, when Topeka, Kansas, renamed itself "ToPikachu" to mark Pokemon's U.S. debut (Bloomberg), it has Existed as an American Icon.  

As an Exclusive 1st Generation Aberration, the Current Offering will Only Appreciate in Value. The Provenance is Singular & Unimpeachable.

TRUE STORY...

I Discovered this Piece while Searching for an Actual Charmander vs. Paras Battle Set in a Carlton's Gift Shop on the (now Defunct) Irondequoit Mall in Rochester, N.Y. Like many Children in 1999, my 5-Year Old Son wanted Char Everything.

Like many Parents in the late ninties, I was Obsessively Dedicated to Making sure Our Children (there's also a Daughter; We have the Set) wanted for Nothing. Back then, Acquiring Pokémon wasn't merely a Matter of Money but, rather, Insane Diligence.

It was an Era both Great and Terrible.

In Fact, as it represented the Only Remaining Char Option, my Initial Response was to be incensed because the Package Presented with Falsely Advertised Contents. I had Actually intended to complain to Store Management. Fortunately, by the time I'd made it to the counter, I relocated my Mind.

SIZE: The Package Measures 8 by 8 by 2.75 Inches & Weighs 3.5 Ounces (97 Grams). There are no Shipping Fees for Domestic Delivery. International Delivery may be Accomplished through EBay's Global Shipping Option.

REFERENCE 

Harambe-shaped Cheeto reaches bid of nearly $100K on eBay

 A Cheetos corn snack resembling Harambe the Gorilla sold on eBay for $99,900.

The listing attracted 132 bids before closing at 3:45 a.m. on Feb. 7. The item was sold from Burbank, California, and even came with free standard shipping, according to the eBay listing.

The seller, "valuestampsinc," listed the item as "Gorilla Hot Cheetos – RARE – One of a Kind Cheetos – Harambe Gorilla," juxtaposing it with a side photo of the gorilla.

In a phone call, eBay confirmed to CNBC the item was valid and available for purchase, but has not yet returned a request for comment on the specific listing. Wired noted in 2015 that trolls tend to inflate the bids on "rare" and collectible items, making large offers that inevitably fall through. Oftentimes, the only consequence for not fulfilling a bid is a strike against the bidder's account.

[ICONIC Note: This is why we tend to use the "Buy it Now" sales option. especially for 1 and Only items. The value is predetermined and, hence, Troll proof...JEM]

Seeing resemblances in food is not a new phenomenon. In 2014, the BBC explained why people see faces in everything from food to cars, and how it may have developed because of our dependence on socialization.

Harambe the Gorilla was a 400-pound silverback fatally shot by a zookeeper after a human child entered his enclosure. His shooting went viral on the internet, creating several memes and attracting worldwide attention. Harambe was housed in the Cincinnati Zoo.

An 8.3-ounce bag of Cheetos Crunchy Flamin' Hot retails for $2.50 at Target.

BOTTOM LINE: IT'S ONLY A GREAT BUY IF IT GETS TO YOU  

USING USPS FIRST CLASS, WE SHIP QUICKLY WITH GREAT CAUTION. WE DOUBLE-BUBBLE WRAP EACH ITEM & WALK IT INTO THE LOCAL POST OFFICE. WE THEN OBTAIN: (1) A RECEIPT DOCUMENTING TIME OF DELIVERY TO THE EXACT SECOND, (2) THE ID NUMBER OF THE POSTAL CLERK; & (3) THE TRACKING NUMBER.

~ WE SHIP ANYWHERE IN THE U.S. IN 2-4 BUSINESS DAYS ~  

WE HAVE EACH ITEM MARKED "FRAGILE" IN RED LETTERS & RETAIN THE RECEIPT UNTIL IT IS SAFELY DELIVERED. WE ALSO SEND "POST PURCHASE UPDATES" TO OUR CUSTOMERS. USING THIS APPROACH, WE'VE NEVER HAD AN ITEM LOST OR DAMAGED IN TRANSIT.