Following the very popular 27inch beach ball (Ver 3), this 13inch beach ball (Ver 3) now has an improved super “pouty lips” pleasure sleeve.

This custom-made rainbow 13inch beach ball (Ver 3) is improved over the past versions that are now sold out and discontinued. These are specially manufactured by a factory according to unique specifications. It is not mass produced, and cannot be found in retail stores. The 13inch size was no fluke but cleverly considered to be very portable and very discreet. (Read on to find out why.)

This rainbow beach ball has a soft supple sleeve that is pinkish-purple colour resembling a woman’s luscious lips and tightly closed “clam” which stirs the male instinct.

Petite ball of happiness at home or to travel with

This petite ball of happiness should be considered a must-have essential item! It will surely make home/hotel solo-living or self-isolation, a camping/hiking, or a road trip, much more pleasant.

Seen as an innocent beach or pool toy, it has a cushiony pleasure sleeve in the center. Unlike the previous 13inch beach balls (Ver 1 and Ver 2), this 13inch beach ball has a super “pouty lips” tight sleeve to provide men pleasure for a happy time at home, in a hotel, or anywhere really. This 13inch ball when inflated is about the size of a person's head (to give head), making it very portable, very discreet, super fast to inflate/deflate, and super easy to hide for secrecy.

This petite ball of happiness can be fully inflated by mouth within 60 seconds! It can easily travel anywhere without embarrassment through customs or police baggage checks (try that with a doll), and can be easily hidden away unlike the bigger 27inch versions. It can be used while seated on a study chair or car/van seat, in the bathroom, and anywhere outdoors. It can be easily hidden inside a clothes closet, under the bed/doona/duvet,inside a sports bag, or wrapped in a jacket/towel. Its petite size is advantageous for men who live with housemates or parents, or have a girlfriend/wife, and need to hide the secret affair with this ball.

In bed, this ball can be used under adoona/duvet without shivering in the cold of winter. When using it lying on your side, it mimics the spooning position. After the fun, there are no slimy hands, or gooey wet pyjamas, to sleep with. The petite ball will not occupy much space to stay on the bed overnight and be within reach for another go.

In addition, for men who are unwell, have injured back or legs/knees, or have other mobility issues, this 13inch ball canbe easily used lying in bed.

Twice the roaring happiness

This beach ball was designed for a size to match a person's head (to give head) hence very portable and can be easily mouth inflated and ready within 60 seconds. Due to its small spherical size, the sleeve is a snug-fit (like a virgin) that will make you feel so good, you will curl your toes and roar inside it! The sleeve is open-ended hence the ball can be used at both pole ends, providing the happiness twice! Lying in bed, the ball can please you before sleeping at night and please you again after waking in the morning. Just a dab of lubricant starts the fun. Different amounts of lubricant applied into both ends of the sleeve can offer a different feel. A slight twist of the ball around its pole on your pole might also give you the buzz until you roar inside it. With a wider 6cm diameter sleeve, this ball can better withstand the penetration of guys with thicker or curved "joysticks". Normal sized men will still feel the same snug fit in its wider sleeve.

How could you not love this ball?

No slimy palm or crusty stains on your shorts.

Have pleasure and improve mood during home isolation, hotel quarantine, or stay-home away from crazy modern culture/society.

Enjoy pleasure and better mood without the emotional entanglement that clouds your judgement after intimacy - helps the determined bachelor remain focused on his career aspirations, business plans and life goals.

Avoid contact tracing linked to a brothel or private sex worker.

Avoid sexually transmitted diseases and lesions around your genitals through hook-ups.

Avoid the expense of repeated dates without success and sly foodie calls.

Avoid financially-distressed women (or gay men) due to unemployment, dating for free meals, and selling sexy times while infected with a disease or affected by a recession.

Avoid false accusations (#MeToo) and the justice system unfairly shifting towards "presumed guilty until proven innocent"; currently rising in many western countries.

Avoid future false accusations for not obtaining and perhaps recording her affirmative consent at every inch/stage of engagement in a sexual act; new affirmative consent laws passed in Australia and Spain.

Avoid being seduced, finessed, sperm-jacked, and court-ordered to pay 18 years of child support and possible lifetime alimony (depending on your local laws).

Reduce the risk of prostate cancer. (Some research has linked frequent ejaculation reducing this risk.)

Very easy to clean

Cleaning is very easy. After use, the ball can be stuffed with some tissue paper to absorb and prevent the drip, and then douched with a wash bottle, or wiped with a thin disposable cloth. Being open-ended, the sleeve can be easily flushed through with water and left to air dry, or carefully wiped through with a thin disposable cloth. This 13inch ball is much easier to handle when cleaning than a full-sized doll or even its 27inch versions. 

Designed for big or disabled men

This petite rainbow 13inch ball uses vinyl that is 0.18mm thick which is the upper end of vinyl thickness for commercially-branded higher quality beach balls; that is, you probably cannot find beach balls made with thicker PVC than this ball. This ball is certainly not custom-manufactured on a low budget. Many beach balls are made with vinyl as thin as 0.12mm, and that is why they are cheap and lousy. Like all beach balls, this ball realistically cannot bear a heavy weight (of the whole adult body) or high pressure for a prolong time, and should not be laid on top of.

Importantly, unlike previous designs, this petite ball has a wider 6cm diameter sleeve that can accommodate bigger and curved “bananas”, literally and also not literally. There are 2 reasons for this wider sleeve: there needs to be more room for guys with thicker or curved "joysticks" and more room reduces the stress on the sleeve seam. This wider sleeve also has a “pouty” entrance that will grip more length of the “joystick” even on the outward stroke.

For men who are unwell, have injured legs/knees or spine, or have other mobility issues, and cannot use the bigger 27inch ball, this 13inch ball can be easily used in bed.

Product details

Brand new beach ball, factory tested and packed.

Quality spherical-shaped 6-panel 6-colour beach ball; not a deformed egg-shaped ball.

Custom-designed and custom-made at a factory specializing in inflatables.

Measures roughly 13inch/33cm end-to-end panel length.

Measures roughly 12inch/30cm height inflated.

Sturdy 0.18mm thick semi-glossy vinyl used for the ball.

Softer, more supple PVC used for the sleeve.

Wider Ø6cm sleeve with super “pouty lips”entrance at both pole ends.

Super "pouty lips" entrance resembles a woman's luscious lips and tightly closed "clam". 

Pinkish-purple sleeve makes it easy to see the orgasmic finish dripping out.

Open-ended sleeve provides 2 orifices.

Slightly bigger safety valve - helps speed up inflation/deflation.

No unsightly safety/supervision warning printed on panels.

Pre-tested (24-hour inflation test) at factory after manufacture.

No retail packaging - clear plastic bag.

Material details and care

Water-based lubricant and silicone-based lubricant (better) can be used with PVC.

Baby/Massage oils will gradually dry out and damage the PVC. 

Do not use soap, detergent, bleach, alcohol wipes, or other cleaning chemicals.

Being a personal item, flushing the sleeve with just water without soap is adequate.

Deflate ball slightly and stand it with the sleeve vertical to drain water.

Allow sleeve to air dry, or wipe dry with thin disposable cloth.

Repair tip

To cover/repair small holes or tears, do not use super glue which dries hard, rigid and rough. Glue that is specifically designed for PVC inflatables should be used. This type of glue typically contains ethyl acetate 30-50% and acetone 8-16%, dries flexible but airtight, and are usually sold in very small tubes. If this specific glue cannot be easily or quickly found, a similar purpose glue which has similar chemicals can also be used to extend the life of PVC inflatables. Suggestion: Bostik multi bond industrialstrength 30ml tube (contains 30-60% ethyl acetate and 30-60% acetone.)

Note

Photos showing lubricant, cloth towel, or other items are for demonstration and illustration only, and are not included.

Bulk buy combined postage; request eBay invoice for correct postage

These balls are extremely limited and are not available in the thousands or hundreds.

Get 2 or more balls, especially if you do not like your own sloppy seconds! This petite ball with its snug-fit sleeve feels so good, you really cannot get enough of that toe-curling roar! You would want a ball under your work desk, a ball on your sofa, a ball under your doona/duvet, and a ball in your backpack, etc.

If you wish to buy 2 balls, the postage is the same as 1 ball because they are small and light, and 1 or 2 balls fit in the same weight bracket for postage. Your duplicate or triplicate postage paid will be refunded. That's honesty! Alternatively, when you buy the balls, enter the quantity you want, click on Add To Cart button. On the dialogue box that appears prompting you to checkout, click on Go To Cart button. On the next page, click on Request Total link (not a button). This is how the eBay seller creates an invoice which has the amended/adjusted price (for your discount) and the combined postage (to save you money). When you receive the invoice, there is a convenient button to pay the amended/finalized amount.

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