According to this definition, I've been retired for a long time.
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Womens I Am Retired T Shirt Funny Sarcastic Retirement Joke Text Graphic Tee For Ladies

According to this definition, I've been retired for a long time.

Product Details

Made from durable, high quality materials
Design won't fade in the wash!
Shipped from the USA
Discounts are available when ordering more than one item. Shipping discounts automatically apply.

Why Choose a Crazy Dog T-shirts?

We have searched far and wide for the perfect jokes for our fans and customers! We sent tiny robot puppies out to scout down the best and most durable materials. We believe in making a product you want to use. We do not sell cheap stuff here. You'll notice the quality right when get it. Not to mention robot puppies will love you forever.

Some more important facts about Crazy Dog T-shirts.

- We sell a wide range of products: socks, hats, oven mitts, ties, mugs, and more!

- Most printing is done in our Rochester NY warehouse and all our products are built to last!

- Our designs are exclusively made by US artists, and only sold by Crazy Dog T-shirts.

Consider buying two or more items.

We offer great discounts on our products. The more you buy, the more you save. Be sure to check out our promotions too. If you like a design but want it on a different product, let us know. We may have it available. Also, it is important to note. If you use our products you are sure to be told over and over you have exquisite taste. Just fair warning that our items rock!