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In the distant future, long after the Audiophile Rocks company had passed into legend, a group of alien explorers stumbled upon the ruins of an ancient city on a distant planet. As they searched through the rubble, they came across a small, unremarkable box, hidden away in a corner of a forgotten storeroom.

At first, they paid it little attention, dismissing it as just another forgotten relic of a bygone era. But as they continued their explorations, they began to notice strange, ethereal sounds emanating from the box. It was as if the box was alive, pulsing with a magical energy that they had never encountered before.

Intrigued by the strange sounds, the aliens decided to investigate the box further. As they opened it, they were met with a dazzling array of colors and patterns, swirling and dancing before their eyes. And at the center of it all was a small, glowing object, a tiny gemstone that radiated with an otherworldly light.

As they gazed in wonder at the gemstone, they suddenly realized that they had stumbled upon something truly special. It was the Unreal Obscurum, the legendary hi-fi tweak created by the Audiophile Rocks so many centuries ago.

The aliens were astounded by their discovery, and they knew that they had to possess the Obscurum at any cost. They believed that its power would allow them to create the most incredible music ever heard in the universe, and they were willing to do whatever it took to get it.

And so, they set out on a mission to track down the descendants of the Audiophile Rocks, determined to claim the Obscurum for themselves. But they soon discovered that the descendants were not so easily found, and that the secrets of the Unreal Crystal Formula had been lost to time.

Undeterred, the aliens continued their search, using their advanced technology to scan the planet for any signs of the Obscurum's energy signature. But as they searched, they began to realize that they were not alone in their quest. Other beings from across the universe had heard of the Obscurum's power, and they too were searching for it.

And so, a great race began, as the aliens and their competitors battled to find the Unreal Obscurum. But in the end, it was the descendants of the Audiophile Rocks who emerged victorious. Using their knowledge of sound and music, they were able to create a powerful barrier that kept the Obscurum safe from harm.

And so, the Unreal Obscurum remained hidden away, a precious artifact that held within it the power of sound and music, coveted by aliens from across the universe. But the descendants of the Audiophile Rocks knew that they had a duty to protect it, and they remained vigilant, always watching for any signs of its discovery by other beings.

Black FIMO clay

Black quartz crystals (Superstar treatment)

Black obsidian pyramid

Silver plated copper wiring

Varnish

Release date: 2023-02-20

Place it anywhere on top of your audio or video system.

The wire can be connected to ground.

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