BUYERS - Please be advised...
You are welcome to return MOST ITEMS within 14 days after receiving, unless the listing states "NO REFUNDS" in the return policy (those items are sold "AS IS" and typically NOT VINYL). PLEASE read the RETURN POLICY information available in every Ebay listing prior to purchasing! EVERY LISTING THAT INTERESTS YOU... PLEASE!!! Let's avoid any drama! Shall we?
-I am a reasonable person. I will honor what I say in an items return policy...
HOWEVER,
-Due to a sometimes high amount of DISHONEST and ABUSIVE traffic on Ebay, I have these unfortunate list of rules and regulations that YOU AGREE TO when purchasing my items. Please read!
-If you think I misgraded your item, that's fine. I won't argue with you. You can RETURN ITEMS FOR A FULL REFUND that are not being sold AS IS. PLEASE view the RETURN POLICY for each item. My return policy is NOT FLEXIBLE.
-I AM HUMAN and prone to an occasional mistake. Yep. I'm admitting it right here for the entire world to see. I OCCASIONALLY MAKE MISTAKES. IF YOU CAN'T DEAL WITH THAT, GO AWAY! I DON'T WANT YOUR BUSINESS! NO ANGRY PERSON NONSENSE! Do you really think smaller sellers like myself like dealing with returns? I know I don't! That's a LOSS and it HURTS us small timers! I'm not some crappy corporate entity or drop seller looking to SCAM. I am a person that LOVES MUSIC and loves doing business with CIVIL, LIKE MINDED INDIVIDUALS! I've been on Ebay for long over a decade. You don't achieve LONGEVITY by being dishonest! I WILL possibly make an error grading occasionally. BELIEVE IT! If you can't handle mistakes... BYE!!!
-All Vinyl/Records are VISUALLY GRADED, unless otherwise noted in the description. If this is a problem, LOOK FOR A RECORD THAT IS PLAY GRADED! It's SIMPLE!!! Do not send me messages after the fact asking "DID YOU LISTEN TO THIS" if it doesn't say I did in the description!!! If you believe ANY SELLER with over 100 listings play-tests every record they sell, YOU'RE LIVING IN A FANTASY WORLD! THERE AREN'T ENOUGH HOURS IN THE DAY! Playing over 100 records multiplied by approximately 36 minutes of music and putting an ear to it to notice all the wear? Seriously? GTFO!
-I will not fall for these, age-old EBAY SCAMS. I DO NOT WANT to do business with that kind of person. KEEP YOUR MONEY AND GO AWAY.
-I DO NOT GIVE PARTIAL REFUNDS and I WILL NOT GIVE ANY SORT OF REFUND, UNLESS YOU RETURN THE ITEM. If you do that kind of thing to sellers... GO AWAY!
-DO NOT MESSAGE ME STATING YOU WILL NOT BE RETURNING THE ITEMS and expect a refund with the looming threat of negative feedback or leave Negative Feedback and message me requesting a Feedback Revision in exchange for ANYTHING. This is EXTORTION, I'm NOT dealing with that. If you are that kind of buyer... GO AWAY. I have NO PATIENCE LEFT FOR SCAMMERS. JUST BE HONEST, FFS! DON'T BE A DISHONEST SCAMMER! IT'S EASY!!!! Full return, full refund! SIMPLE!
-I am NOT INTERESTED IN DOING BUSINESS WITH DROP SELLERS! GO AWAY! I do not need to know why you are purchasing LP's and I am NOT responsible for YOUR CUSTOMERS. If you bid on my items and I check your feedback and see you are reselling, I WILL DELETE YOUR BIDS AND BLOCK YOU.
-I WILL NOT SHIP TO ANOTHER ADDRESS THAT IS NOT THE ADDRESS YOU PROVIDED TO EBAY!!! Sorry, to those that don't abuse this, but this is another old SCAM where people claim the item was sent to the wrong address... not the one provided to Ebay.
-Be advised that all items have a invisible-identifiable marks on them and are documented. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO PLAY THE OL' SWITCHEROO GAME!!! OK? That's fraud! Let's not go there! It get's ugly!
-I bet I come off as a grouchy jerk. Don't I? Well... I won't deny it! That's what happens when people scam, cheat and abuse others. Guess you could say I'm a broken record!!!! WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA. Lotsa love to all you honest collectors out there!!!