“Ow! My Nose… My Nose!!” -- Marcia Brady

This is a COPY of a signed original 1972 script from THE BRADY BUNCH episode titled “The Subject Was Noses” (not a transcript or Photoshop recreation). The original script was signed by Christopher Knight, who played Peter, the thrower of that infamous football.  A copy of the signed script is being offered here.

In the episode, Marcia (Maureen McCormick) breaks a date with Charlie when "big man on campus" Doug Simpson asks her out. However, after she gets hit in the nose with a football, Doug Simpson (Nicholas Hammond) breaks his date with her.  

This episode is currently ranked as the top episode on IMDB. It was included on TV Guide’s Top 100 Episodes of All Time List and has become a part of pop culture. Created by Sherwood Schwartz, The Brady Bunch is a beloved family sitcom that also stars Robert Reed, Florence Henderson, Ann B. Davis, Eve Plumb, Susan Olsen, Barry Williams, and Mike Lookinland.

The script’s cover has been reproduced in color, the interior pages have been copied in black and white, and the backing is sturdy black card stock.  This makes for a great conversation piece for your coffee table or a unique gift for the classic TV fan in your life. Great care has been taken to make this a piece that a collector will be proud to own and show off. 

Sorry, but the photos are NOT included. Let me know if this is a present and I will put the script in a gift bag.

The “TV Archives” watermark does not appear on the script copy that you will receive. Please email me with any questions you may have about the item before purchasing.  I gladly ship internationally, but please note that shipping costs will be higher. 

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