Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card w/ envelope - Snake Bit

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Product Description

Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card w/ envelope - Snake Bit INSIDE GREETING: "Hope Your Valentine's Day Sucks (In A Good Way!)" COVER - For crying out loud, Ranger Bob! This makes six time this week I've had to suck venom from a snake bite on your penis!! CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing. USE - The ideal, Funny card for writing Valentine's Day wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Ideal for men, women, wife, husband, and friends. SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally).

Do you charge shipping and handling fees?

No. All of our greeting cards are shipped free, no shipping and handling, even if you only order one. Orders of any seven or more cards are shipped flat; orders of six or fewer cards are shipped folded. The only time you pay for shipping is when you upgrade to expedited or ship internationally, when available.

Do you charge taxes?

Sales tax may be added at checkout depending on your state of residence.

Founded in 1980, NobleWorks and The Best Card Company, it's non-humor division, is an award-winning brand and member of the Greeting Card Association. We strive for 100% customer satisfaction and perfection on every card, every order, every time. Whether you purchased our stationery directly from us or authorized re-sellers, we are here to serve you.

NobleWorks, known as "The Humor Company", includes more than 5,000 everyday and seasonal cards, with funny cards ranging from slightly silly to somewhat risqué. The Best Card Company offers a large collection of blank note cards, thank you notecard sets and boxed stationery featuring beautiful photos, creative styles and artistic designs. Note card sets typically include 10 assorted cards, each different, but closely related.

All cards are made in North America, using thick and durable, recycled paper cardstock. We take pride in using renewable resources and environmentally friendly, print-on-demand printers.

Customer support can be reached - If you have any questions, please send us a message on eBay and we will get back to you as soon as possible.

Standard Business Hours
Monday - Friday 8am - Midnight EST.
Saturday and Sunday 9am to 9pm EST.