Ugly!  Lights!  Zombies!

What more could you ask for in the perfect ugly Christmas sweater!!!!

 You'll be a standout and a for-sure prize winner!

The Details:

Chest Measurement:  46 unstretched  52 fully stretched  Please check measurements!

Length:  29

Marked Size:  Men's XL

Listen Up:  Please keep in mind that this sweater has been out partying for awhile, probably since the 80s. So although it doesn't smell or have big stains or holes, it is OLD so don't expect it to look new and young like you.  The sweater also may be stretched out over time so make sure you order by measurements and not by size. 

Thanks for looking.

We wish you an Ugly Christmas and a Too Cool New Year!

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Batteries included for lights-All you have to do is flip 2 on-off switches and you're good to go.

FAQs

Q:  What makes your sweater so special?

A:  It took me hours and hours to make these.  First I had to catch the zombies.....................

Q: Can I wash my sweater in the washing machine?

A: We all know that water, zombies, and humans don't mix too well so I would recommend spot cleaning or spot washing only.

Q:  How are all these things attached to the sweater?

A:  That's a trade secret that I promised The Zombie Catcher Society I wouldn't divulge.  But I've gone through lots of training and your zombie elf is guaranteed not to get loose and bite you in the neck.

Q:  How many lights does my sweater have?

A:  This sweater is loaded with lights.  At 20, that's twice the number most lighted ugly Christmas sweaters have.  This is so in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse,your sweater can double as a flashlight.