Once upon a time, monster attacks were rare. A forest witch might murder
a few hikers, a killer clown might eat a few children, or a malevolent
ghost might drive a young couple insane just for the hell of it. But
these events were scarce, easily covered up, and soon faded into
campfire stories good for a laugh. But no one's laughing now. Over the
past 90 days, cryptozoological attacks have increased a hundredfold, and
the arcane has become everyday. Monsters of every shape and size strike
at will, and the good, taxpaying folks of the US of A have had enough
of this nonsense. Enter: THE MONSTER KILL SQUAD. A Government Unit of
the most dangerous motherf**kers on the planet, the deadliest folks
alive are here to put a bullet in the brain of everything that walks,
crawls, flies, or hides in shadows. And if it doesn't have a brain, all
the better — we've got a gun for that, too. Witches and wraiths. Demons
and deadites. Goblins and ghosts. There have always been monsters. Now
there are monster killers, and the MKS will kill it, and kill it good.
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