I watched Jeopardy, every night for years, before I got tired feeling stupid. I told myself I was trying to get smarter, but I was really just yelling at my television, calling it horribly antisemitic names (tv's are associated with the show business), while passers by wondered if they should call the police about the SUPER senile man who seems to think that Alex Trebek is Jewish, and is NOT happy about it.

Disclaimer*** Grumpy Dave is NOT antisemitic. I just get a little, low hanging fruit, when I get p****d off.