| 1/1 | Not The Nine O'Clock News- | Loyal Apology | |
| 1/2 | Not The Nine O'Clock News- | News Summary | |
| 1/3 | Not The Nine O'Clock News- | Constable Savage | |
| 1/4 | Not The Nine O'Clock News- | Baronet Oswald Ernold Mosley | |
| 1/5 | Not The Nine O'Clock News- | University Challenge | |
| 1/6 | Not The Nine O'Clock News- | (I Like) Trucking | |
| 1/7 | Not The Nine O'Clock News- | Sir Robert Mark | |
| 1/8 | Not The Nine O'Clock News- | Hi-Fi Shop | |
| 1/9 | Not The Nine O'Clock News- | England My Leotard | |
| 1/10 | Not The Nine O'Clock News- | Divorce | |
| 1/11 | Not The Nine O'Clock News- | Political Obit | |
| 1/12 | Not The Nine O'Clock News- | The Main Points Again | |
| 1/13 | Not The Nine O'Clock News- | Bad Language | |
| 1/14 | Not The Nine O'Clock News- | Gift Shop | |
| 2/1 | Not The Nine O'Clock News- | Hedgehog Apology | |
| 2/2 | Not The Nine O'Clock News- | Supa Dupa | |
| 2/3 | Not The Nine O'Clock News- | Soccer Violence | |
| 2/4 | Not The Nine O'Clock News- | (Because I'm) Wet And Lonely (Barry Manilow Song) | |
| 2/5 | Not The Nine O'Clock News- | That's Lies | |
| 2/6 | Not The Nine O'Clock News- | Creed (The New Revised Version) | |
| 2/7 | Not The Nine O'Clock News- | I Believe (The Reagan Song) | |
| 2/8 | Not The Nine O'Clock News- | The Aide | |
| 2/9 | Not The Nine O'Clock News- | The Main Points Again | |
| 2/10 | Not The Nine O'Clock News- | Not The Parrot Sketch | |
| 2/11 | Not The Nine O'Clock News- | Open Marriage | |
| 2/12 | Not The Nine O'Clock News- | Lager | |
| 2/13 | Not The Nine O'Clock News- | And Finally... | |
