****This Game Is Missing One White Die****

Don't even ask me wtf Castle Risk is. You f****n nerds keep coming up with new versions of old games, and I can hardly keep up. Yes, I know this game was released 30 years ago, but that's irrelevant. You know what I was doing 30 years ago? Drugs. Mostly just cheap drugs. And that's why things that are 30+ years old are somewhat new to me.