IT SHOULDN'T HAPPEN by Robertson (Catherine & Kevin).~ Signed by Author. Published by Safari Press. Long Beach, CA. Limited (copy #809) of the signed deluxe edition. 

Printed in 2008, first edition. 277 pages. Not sold in bookstores. Color photographs. Pictorial blue gilt cloth. Edition limited to 1000 signed & numbered copies.Kevin Robertson has hunted with multiple clients for dangerous game, and over the years he has had a number of funny, interesting, and sad encounters. Now for the first time ever, Doctari has committed these stories to paper, and we guarantee these anecdotes will keep you entertained for hours. Pull up a chair and read along as Doctari relates his stories as though they are being told around a campfire in a safari camp. This is copy number 809.

 PH and farmer Kevin Robertson gives a series of accounts of his hunting adventures in Zimbabwe, some on his own account and many in his capacity as professional Hunter. Also includes excursions to Lake Kariba. Chapters include; Madonna (a male lion, oddly enough); like a ghost in the darkness; Lightning and the Devil Mombe; the Weatherby Man; a pointing 'labradorable'; the honeymoon hunter; being dumb; even dumber; dumber still; dumbest yet; it shouldn't happen to an African Professional Hunter; some fish!; dangerous ducks; some log!; taming the beast; the Nyodza Man-Eater; temporarily disorientated; walking on water; predictably unpredictable; never on the Sabbath; Hans and the helmet; playing 'Doc'; jump buck; gray ghosts; tough as old nails and meaner than sin!; Africa's Black Knights; common sense, or the lack thereof; Doctari's theory; spoils of the chase; breakfast cruise.