Well….you were looking for a “statement” piece, and by golly…this is a pretty BOLD statement.
But hey…it’s your house, your rules, and guests will be reminded of that.

Solid 8/4 Poplar
25” long 10” wide 15” tall.
Steel base (mounts in under 2 minutes)
All handmade in Chicago.
Also available in Poplar.
And…YES it is available blank, but that is absolutely no fun.
FREE custom lettering (names and phrases 7 to 8 letters)
All made to order
Handmade items are non returnable and non refundable.
Adjustable feet.
Free shipping in USA