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Novelty ASBO - " FARTING IN PUBLIC " *PERSONALISED* 



 

You are viewing a PERSONALISED novelty Anti Social Behaviour Order (ASBO).

FOR THE OFFENCE OF FARTING IN PUBLIC
Has 5 imposed restrictions listed, including "Do not eat cabbage, beans or eggs"
States "Banned as from today for a period of six months. It is a serious offence to not comply with this ASBO, you may be disowned by your friends and family"
This has been carefully designed and produced exclusively by us and is colour laser printed onto high quality bond/woven paper for a quality finish. Has stamp marks, ASBO watermarks and the logo at the top! 
Will be supplied to you triple-folded as per the photo ready to send on to your friend! 
Makes an ideal joke gift for friends and work colleagues!

HOW TO GET YOUR ASBO PERSONALISED FOR FREE:

We will gladly personalise your ASBO for free, all you need to do is:
1. Use the buy it now to purchase the item.
2. When paying, pop a note into the "note to seller" box during eBay checkout or send a message via Ebay to us with the following information:
(a) THE RECEIPIENTS NAME (the person who has committed the offence)
(b) THE COMPLAINANT'S NAME (you or the person reporting the offence)
3. Wait for your order to arrive!

IN ORDER FOR US TO PROVIDE YOU WITH A FAST SERVICE, PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU PROVIDE THIS INFORMATION AT THE TIME OF ORDERING. IF WE DO NOT RECEIVE ANY EXTRA DETAILS FROM YOU, YOUR ASBO WILL BE SENT TO YOU WITH THE RECEIPIENT/COMPLAINANTS SECTIONS LEFT BLANK.

If you prefer to receive the name spaces BLANK so you can add your own information later that's no problem either , just let us know upon ordering.
 

  

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