NAUGHTY RUDE SECRET SANTA GIFTS

~ INFLATABLE / BLOW UP TOYS ~

SOMEONE AT WORK YOU DON'T LIKE OR JUST WANT TO WIND UP; LOOK NO FURTHER!

ADD A GIFT BAG FOR ONLY 99p or GIFT BAG & TISSUE PAPER FOR ONLY £1.50 MORE.

THEY'LL THINK YOU'VE GONE TO A LOT OF TROUBLE!

CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE

Every workplace has someone who likes a drink. Why go to the trouble of buying a real bottle of Champagne when you can just blow this up?

DEVIL'S FORK / TRIDENT

One for the Boss / Manager? They behave like one so why not give them the fork as well! That's right you can tell him / her to Fork Off.

EVERY OFFICE HAS SOMEONE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT SEX; WHY NOT BUY THEM A BLOW UP DOLL?

FEMALE DOLL

For the Office Stud (at least he thinks he is!). Give him this to let him know he's got two hopes!

MALE DOLL

For the Office Sex Addict! (Male or Female!).

SHEEP

For the person who has no standards! You know exactly who that is don't you? & so do they.

WALKING STICK

Who's old before their time at your work? Who used to go out for a beer and now gets slippers for Christmas?

ZIMMERFRAME / WALKING FRAME

Who walks like an old person when it comes to getting a round in? You know who you are! Now you you're going to get a Zimmer frame to help you!