You are currently viewing a pair of Joy Division oven gloves, as inspired by the Half Man Half Biscuit song and the Unknown Pleasures album.

These are not mitts, they are the double 'belt' design, one long strip of fabric with gloves at either end.

These are 17cm across and 82cm long, made from 100% cotton.

They are relatively thick and can be used with all kinds of hot pots and pans, so they're not just a novelty. I personally own a pair and have never had a problem with them.

The design is also printed on both sides.

These aren't official Joy Division merchandise, just created by a fan who was frustrated by the lack of any available online. Basically, my grandfather's clock was too tall for the shelf, so I sold it and opened up this stall.

Don't walk away! (in silence)