SpeedMouse is a performance stage show by the Australian comic duo The Umbilical Brothers that ran from 2004 to 2006. The duo revived the stage show in February 2016, in celebration of their 25 years performing as The Umbilical Brothers.

Taking advantage of the “latest advances” in performance technology, the boys have upgraded their acting to digital. Using this technology, they are able to jump immediately to any routine or fast forward through the boring bits. Unfortunately, the remote control has gone missing. Tensions arise when their newly hired roadie clashes with David — he points out that there is no need for any roadie, as there are no props or scenery to move. The situation worsens when their show controller Tina starts playing mind games with Shane.