Tested and plays well. Some rough bits but it plays through. It is indeed just the phrases repeated over and over. No bird calls.

Side 1 is "It's Absolutely Preposterous!"

Side 2 is "Canaries are Cute, but They Can't Talk!"

This is a 10 inch 78 rpm record. Does have a chip on the edge before the grooves start. Some scratches as well. Note the sleeve has split edges all around (record has since been stored out of the sleeve).

Cute novelty record to have some fun with. And great vintage graphics for bird lovers!