Although the details of its premise changed radically over its 11 seasons, Mystery Science Theater 3000 was really always about one thing: making fun of bad movies.
Yuri: Are you calling me a psychopath?
Crow: I'll kill your whole family if you call me that!
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Mike Nelson: Please do not succumb to the urge to eat each other.
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General: Did you know flying a plane is like making love?
Crow T. Robot: Uh, do you have to pay?
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Crow: Rock 'em sock 'em archeologists.
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Tom Servo: What do you think the lesson of the movie was?
Crow: Don't watch it.
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Joel: By the stubbing of my thumb, something stupid this way comes.
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Tom Servo: Is he a turnip that grew a face?
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Tom Servo: Well whaddaya know, a random citizen who can kick a werewolf's ass.
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Tom Servo: Okay, what are we looking at and why are we looking at it?
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Mike Nelson: What'd I miss?
Crow: Only the best credits ever.
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Mike Nelson: You know Ed Wood agonized over this scene.
Crow T. Robot: And now we are.