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Unofficial PERSONALISED GREETING CARD
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Personalised to your specification.
A5 Colour Birthday card in white
envelope,
285gm Photo Card with
coloured inner card for extra quality,
designed by artist Morien
Jones, and taken from his
POP ART PAINTINGS COLLECTION.
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Ages can be printed also.
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eg. "Happy Birthday",
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... or anything you can think
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Ages can be printed also.
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Blank C5 self-sealing
white envelopes are also provided.
Designed to high
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make someone feel special with a personalized card.
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PERSONALISED GREETING CARD
The Rules
Gibbs' Rules
Ziva: Just to be clear, are there any more of these rules I should be aware of?
Gibbs: About 50 of them.
Ziva: And I don't suppose they're written down anywhere that I could...
Gibbs: NO.
Ziva: Then how am I supposed to...
Gibbs: My job is to teach them to you.
Rule #1?: Never let suspects stay together. Gibbs (to Kate): "Rule number one: Never let suspects stay together."
1.01 - Yankee White
Rule #1: Never sc**w over your partner. This rule supersedes all other rules. Gibbs: "Number one supersedes all of the others"
Jenny: "Never sc**w your partner?"
Gibbs: "Never sc**w OVER your partner"
4.14 - Blowback
Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene. Gibbs (to Kate): "Rule number two: Always wear gloves at a crime scene."
1.01 - Yankee White
Rule #3: Don't believe what you're told. Double check. Gibbs: "Rule number three: Don't believe what you're told, double check."
Kate: "Should I write these rules in my PalmPilot or crochet them on pillows?"
1.01 - Yankee White
Rule #3: Never be unreachable. Ziva (after trying to reach McGee): "Rule number three..."
Tony: "Never be unreachable."
3.13 - Deception
Rule #4: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best. Jenny: "It's your fault you know"
Gibbs: "For what, leaving or coming back?"
Jenny: "For teaching me your rules. Best way to keep a secret, keep it to yourself. Second best, tell one other person... if you must. There is no third best. (walking away) That's rule number four isn't it?"
4.14 - Blowback
Rule #?: Never say you're sorry. Gibbs (to Kate): "Never say you're sorry. (laughing) You don't have to crochet that one."
1.01 - Yankee White
Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie. Gibbs (to Kate): "Rule number seven: Always be specific when you lie"
1.23 - Reveille
Rule #8: Never take anything for granted. Abby (to McGee): "Rule number eight is gonna save you McGee!"
Tony: "Never date a co-worker? "
Ziva (to Tony): "Never go anywhere without your knife. "
Tony (to Ziva): "Thought that was nine."
Gibbs: "Never take anything for granted."
Abby (to Gibbs): "Correct El Jefe. But then again you did make up the rules"
Ziva: "I assume Gibbs would have checked that out last night."
Tony: "Rule number eight: Never assume anything."
Ziva: "To be precise it's, ah, never take anything for granted."
3.17 - Ravenous
Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife. Gibbs (while handing his knife to Tony): "Rule number nine:"
Gibbs & Kate (in unison): "Never go anywhere without a knife"
Tony: "Rule nine."
Atlas: "What?"
Tony: "Ya know those rule they teach you guys in the marine corp."
Atlas: "What rules?"
Tony: "Huh, I always suspected the fact that Gibbs was making that stuff up. Well... rule nine is, ah (undoing his belt), never go anywhere (pulling out his knife) without a knife."
Tony: "I thought Gibbs said nine was 'always carry a knife'."
Rule #11: When the job is done walk away Gibbs: "Rule number eleven, DiNozzo."
Tony: "I would never date a co-worker boss. Trust me. I mean, why would you even...That's twelve. Eleven...when the job is done you walk away." 6.24- Semper Fidelis
Rule #12: Never date a coworker. Kate (to Tony): "Not my style, Tony. I would just shoot you."
Gibbs (just walking in): "That would be the reason for Rule number twelve."
Kate: "Rule twelve?"
Gibbs: "Never date a co-worker."
1.15 - Enigma
Rule #13: Never, ever involve a lawyer. Tony: "Which means you've been here one day and already broken Gibbs' rule number thirteen"
Dwayne: "Rule number thirteen?"
Tony: "Yeah, rule number thirteen: Never, ever involve lawyers. Things are bound to turn nasty."
6.07 - Collateral Damage
Rule #15: Always work as a team. Jenny: "I heard your agents are pitted against each other. Wasn't that Gibbs' Rule number fifteen? Always work as a team."
Gibbs: "Not on this one."
5.05 - Leap of Faith
Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission. Jenny (to Gibbs): "Number eighteen: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission"
3.04 - Silver War
Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation. Tony (to Ziva): "Rule number twenty-two: Never, EVER bother Gibbs in interrogation."
4.10 - Smoked
Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live. Kate (to Tony): "Maybe next time you should remember rule... twenty-three..."
Marine: "Never mess with a marine's coffee, if you want to live."
2.09 - Forced Entry
Rule #38: Your case, you're lead: Gibbs (to Tony): "Your case, you're lead. I think it's a rule."
6.16- Bounce