Witty Yeti's Bad Parking Cards: Hit & Run Edition is now available!

How hard is it really to just park in the lines? Does that BMW really need to take up two spaces? I mean seriously. How inconsiderate are these people? It’s about time that we good drivers had something to communicate to these jerks just how awful they are.

Keep these cards in your car so when you locate an a**hole in the wild (and by wild, I mean parked in a disabled space with no placard) you can simply and surreptitiously slide one under the windshield wiper. Your target will see a friendly and inviting business card, but little do they know, their world is about to come crumbling down (or something like that). Either way, you’ll make their day a little worse, which will please the Parking Gods.

Looking for the perfect gag gift for your Secret Santa? Look no further. Bad parkers inspire universal hatred, unless your friend or loved one is in fact a bad parker themselves. In that case, you must immediately disown that person. It’s the only way. For everyone else, though, these consistently make for great novelty gifts, so long as the recipient has a...colorful...sense of humor.

How many cards is this?

Each order comes with a total of 50 cards consisting of 5 jokes (10 cards per joke). This is our family-friendly boxed set, meaning no profanity on any of these cards - so you can get the whole family involved!

Why do I need these in my life?

• SICK OF IDIOTS PARKING LIKE JERKS? Finally you can unleash your righteous anger with Witty Yeti’s funny parking notes.
• LIKE A FAKE PARKING TICKET BUT MEANER. Simply slip it under the windshield wiper, through the moon roof, that back window they left open for the poor puppy...use your imagination.
• DEPUTIZE YOURSELF in the fight against bad parking. We can’t win without your help, soldier. There are people parking over the lines as we speak!
• SERVE THE PARKING GODS by distributing instant justice to the disrespectful morons incapable of following the basic rules of parking lot decency.
• PRINTED ON THICK, CLASSY UV COATED PAPER for maximum revenge. Each pack comes with 50 cards, 10 copies of each joke.

Witty Yeti offers free standard shipping on all of our hilarious gag gifts, and free returns within 60 days of purchase. If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply reach out to us through the eBay messaging service and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!

Please note: This boxed set is the family-friendly boxed set of Bad Parking Cards, with no profanity on any of the cards. Insults found below.

• I would say, “At least you tried,” but you clearly didn’t.
• I can tell by the way you park your car that no one likes you.
• The lines aren’t just a suggestion, idiot.
• I know parking is scary, but next time try it with your eyes open.
• What has two thumbs and can’t park to save their life? You.