Witty Yeti's Bad Parking Cards: Total Annihilation Edition is now available!

How many times have you asked yourself "Is it really that hard?" as you try not to door ding the terribly parked car next to yours? Whether you deputize yourself or give the gag gift of parking revenge, these bad parking cards will help win the war against arguably the simplest part of driving - parking the damn car.

How many cards is this?

You will receive 50 Witty Yeti bad parking cards, which includes five copies of ten different hilarious and insulting phrases, found below.

Why do I need these in my life?

• GET QUIET, SWIFT REVENGE ON ASSHOLE DRIVERS. Don't have time to wait around for every bad parker to come back to their car? Leave a card so even if you're long gone, your angry sentiment lingers.
• BE AS OFFENSIVE AS THEIR PARKING. Tired of assholes parking like idiots? Get revenge by unleashing your anger and leaving no room for doubt as to how you feel about their shitty driving skills.
• GIVE LAUGHTER AND BE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY. Make everyone jealous of your gift giving and hilariously satisfy righteous road rage anger with this perfect stocking stuffer or white elephant gift.
• THICK DURABLE PAPER = LONG LASTING INSULTS. Our idiot parking cards have the look and feel of actual business cards, making your insults last longer in inclement weather and look super professional.

Witty Yeti offers free standard shipping on all of our hilarious gag gifts, and free returns within 60 days of purchase. If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply reach out to us through the eBay messaging service and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!

Please note: This set of cards contains insults and language not appropriate for all audiences or children. 

• This is the trail of tears of parking jobs
• I've seen people with Parkinsons color inside the lines better than you parked this car.
• If I ever parked this incompetently I would just kill myself. Though, if you tried, I'm sure you'd fail at that too.
• Hellen Keller could have parked this car better than you did.
• I feel sorry for your significant other because if you f*** like you park, you must never get it in
• "Did you Nazi the lines, you blind dipshit?" -Hitler
• Do you work at Planned Parenthood? Cause this is an abortion of a parking job.
• Your parking job is like cancer. Only worse, because it won't kill you
• With the skill you've shown today, you would no-doubt win Gold at the Special Olympics of parking.
• If your car was a plane and the parking spot the twin towers, 9/11 wouldn't have happened