Although the message is short and to the point, your laughter will be anything but. In our testing, we received reactions like:

- “HAHAHA. Very funny. Now how the hell do I get this off my car?”

- “Well I do in fact love penises, so thank you for the kind gift.”

- “Jimmy, for the love of God, stop putting these on your father’s work laptop.”

Coming in at a solid 8” (20.3cm) long and a thick 2” (5cm) wide, these stickers are guaranteed to leave everyone who sees one satisfied and smiling.

We’re packing a lot of mass in this 10 pack of stickers. Every order comes with 10 total stickers and is backed by our 60-day Satisfaction Guaranteed Return Policy (unlike my ex-wife).
 

• EXPRESS REPRESSED FEELINGS. Let the fear fade away as you proudly proclaim to the world your love for the most venerable of organs.
• PRANK YOUR FRIENDS. Stick the 2” x 8” bumper sticker on anything where your victim won’t expect it. Just imagine your oblivious friend driving around for days with this on his or her bumper!
• GREAT GAG GIFT for a secret santa, graduation, fraternity or sorority initiation, or just as a surprise for a friend or loved one with a refined sense of humor.
• APRIL FOOLS ALL YEAR LONG. The world needs more fun and lighthearted pranks. Everyone will get a girthy kick out of this hilarious practical joke pack.
• COCKED, LOCKED, AND LOADED with 10 stickers to ram your humor down their throats. Who wants only 1 sticker for $5? Surely you can think of 10 people worthy of an I Heart Penis sticker.

Witty Yeti offers free standard shipping on all of our gag gift stickers and free returns within 60 days of purchase. If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply reach out to us through the eBay messaging service and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!