This is an 8 oz. pre-owned ivory colored mug with burgundy lettering. It has only been used for décor.  It is free of chips and cracks but does show light wear to the lettering.  Please enlarge photos to see detail.  Wisconsin residents:  5.5% Sales tax.

10.  License to deny neurotic mothers valium refill.

9.  Extra year of college assures further debt.

8.  Shaking down drug reps for donuts and other neat stuff.

7.  Ability to pop child resistant cap off with teeth.

6.  The big bucks baby

5.  Influence of twisted high school counselor.

4.  Power surge associated with scolding of small children for touching the "dot" candy.

3.  I thought the course handbook said "orgasmic chemistry.

2.  Who wanted to have a good time in college anyway?

1.  ELVIS TOLD ME TO