How hard is it really to just park in the lines? Does that BMW really need to take up two spaces? I mean seriously. How inconsiderate are these people? It’s about time that we good drivers had something to communicate to these jerks just how awful they are.

Keep these cards in your car so when you locate an a**hole in the wild (and by wild, I mean parked in a disabled space with no placard) you can simply and surreptitiously slide one under the windshield wiper. Your target will see a friendly and inviting business card, but little do they know, their world is about to come crumbling down (or something like that). Either way, you’ll make their day a little worse, which will please the Parking Gods.

Looking for the perfect gag gift for your Secret Santa? Look no further. Bad parkers inspire universal hatred, unless your friend or loved one is in fact a bad parker themselves. In that case, you must immediately disown that person. It’s the only way. For everyone else, though, these consistently make for great novelty gifts, so long as the recipient has a...colorful...sense of humor.

What size and how many of these do I get?

Despite how often I tell my wife this, these actually are 9” long and 4” wide (23cm x 10cm)!

Each value pack includes a total of 20 individual parking tickets.

Why do I need this in my life?

• GET BACK AT MORONS PARKING LIKE JERKS. You know how much it sucks to get a parking ticket. Fill your target with that rage by giving them a realistic 9” x 4” fake ticket. It'll be glorious!
• BE AN AGENT OF JUSTICE. For too long, bad parkers have been able to park with impunity. But no longer! Fight back by letting them know just how stupid they really are.
• REALISTIC DESIGN ON FULL SIZE PAPER. They will definitely think they’ve gotten a parking ticket, plus you get to customize it to maximize the insult!
• EXCELLENT NOVELTY GIFT for adult stocking stuffers, office Secret Santa parties, or for anybody whose rage burns with the fire of a thousand suns at the sight of a double-parked car.

Witty Yeti offers free standard shipping on all of our prank gifts and free returns within 60 days of purchase. If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply reach out to us through the eBay messaging service and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!