Alternative Sentiments ~ More Than Just a Greetings Card

Retirement Survival Kit

❤ A GIFT AND GREETINGS CARD ALL IN ONE ❤

❤ SEND YOUR MESSAGE IN STYLE AND IT’S GUARANTEED TO RAISE A SMILE❤

❤ ALL CONTENTS INCLUDED ❤

❤ FREE PERSONALISATION AND FREE 2ND CLASS POSTAGE TO UK ❤

❤   A UNIQUE GIFT, HANDMADE TO ORDER AND DISPATCHED

WITHIN 24/48 HOURS ❤

Perfect Retirement gift 

Presented in a beautiful organza bag, your handmade gift contains all of the listed items along with a cleverly designed laminated card which highlights the significance of each item inside.

Retirement Survival Kit

Balloon ~ To Start Retirement Off With A Bang

Magnifying Glass ~ To Help You See The Small Print

 Crayon ~ To Make Your Days Bright & Colorful

Tea Bag ~ Sit And Relax With A Cuppa

Elastic Band ~ To Keep Your Body And Mind Flexible

Battery ~ “To Give You The Energy To Do 

All The Things You Dream Of”

Pain Reliever ~ To Help With Those Aches And Pains (smartie)

Candy Cane ~ To Aid Your Walking

False Teeth ~ An Extra Set

Sticky Notes ~ To Leave Yourself Little Reminders

Diamond ~ Because You Are One

Love Hearts ~ Now You Can Spend More Time With Loved Ones

Mint ~ Happy Retire'mint'

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  Your carefully crafted order will be sent out by Royal Mail 2nd Class either the same day or next working day.

THIS DOES NOT INCLUDE TRACKING Other postage options are available

❤ PLEASE NOTE ❤

All of our gift items are hand designed from scratch, the gift cards take a lot of time and effort to imagine, design and think of quirky / interesting wordplay & jokes. Each bag contains an element of handmade items, and the laminated cards themselves are all unique and hand designed by our team of designers. All intellectual property is subject to copyright protection, please do not copy or replicate our documents in any way without receiving prior consent.

CHOKING HAZARD Not suitable for children under 3.