Now available for the first time and coming to crush all opposition from the neighbours, it's Former Comissar of the Former Soviet Union

Joseph Stalin

Politically Incorrect Caricature Garden Gnome figure

He's small, he's dressed ready to annexe most of Eastern Europe, and he's doing a jolly little cossack dance ready for his next five year plan of expansive  beetroot farming

Presented here is a rather jolly little representation of a rather less than jolly historical giant, Ioseph Djugashvili, better known as Uncle Joe Stalin, now available for the first time as a jocular little garden gnome doing the cossack dance famous in his native Georgia.

Little Joe stands 16 cm high, comes complete in his own illustrated gift box and is prepared to suffer even the worst Russian Winter, possibly by staying safe from it several thousand miles away in a nice warm Kremlin.

He is a very limited edition, is hand painted and made in Cornwall, and would make the ideal gift for anybody who would like a counter measure for my equally silly Hitler gnome doing the Dab dance (See my other items)

If you would like something to crush all opposition in the rose beds, or want to assimilate all your  vegetable plots into one giant collective potato factory, or simply want a garden gnome that nobody else wopuld ever dream of having, then cuddly little Joseph is for you. Or alternatively he could be the ideal gift for the secret Stalinist working at your local council.

I work from a tiny workshop in Cornwall, in southwest England, and have only a very few Stalins

Please note- all internal (UK) and  international orders are sent recorded delivery.... we wouldn't want Joe getting lost on his way to Berlin now, would we?)

Also available- family favourites Vladimir Putin, Boris Johnson, Hitler, Nigel farage, Greta Thunberg and Elvis- great lineup for a dinner party if nothing else!