I AM SERIOUS, AND DON'T CALL ME SHIRLEY!

This official Paramount Airplane movie film merchandise sports bag is the perfect accessory for any fan of the classic comedy genre. Featuring the iconic line "Don't Call Me Shirley" from the film, this bag is sure to turn heads. Made by Vitamin T, this bag is both stylish and functional, perfect for carrying your belongings on the go.

With a design inspired by the 2010s, this bag is a great way to show off your love for one of the most beloved comedies of all time. Whether you're using it as a school bag or taking it to the gym, this Airplane-themed bag is sure to make a statement. Add it to your collection of film memorabilia and show off your love for the greatest spoof ever written, Airplane!