Packed by a genius: Me. Ships via U.S.  Mails out right away from a no smoking residence with no cats. If you win more than one item, wait for me to invoice you for all. That way eBay will automatically combine the order for shipping. 

Failure to remit within four days: 

1. eBay settings automatically re-lists your treasured item; 

2. eBay automatically begins roasting you administratively over a bed of hot typewriter ribbons; 

3. My settings block you from bidding on my stuff in perpetuity.