Hey there!!

Thanks for checking out our cheeky greeting cards you awesome human!!

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This greeting card says it all.

Just imagine your besties face when they open up their envelope to find this bad boy inside. Their face will be a picture and pure laughs will be guaranteed... or maybe a slap..uh oh!! ha ha.

This card doesn't come with any text inside but we're pretty sure you would like to write your own cheeky message inside. We would offer this service but my dog ate my pen...just kidding...my writing is awful!!

*Please note that all CENSORED images are for display purposes only and the card you receive will NOT be censored... yeah, yeah, we know you already know that part  but you wouldn't believe how many people don't read the descriptions on eBay so we have to cover our ass'.

What you get....

An A5 card of the design in the display.

All cards come with a white envelope to send the card to the recipient.

The envelope and card are packed in a cellophane bag to keep that bad boy all fresh.

All our greeting cards are designed by us and then printed using an awesome machine... also known as a cardflux capacitor.

This means you will receive an awesome card with an incredible print and vibrant colours... if it it's got more than black and white in the design of course.

When will I get my card?... drum roll please....

We send them the same day if ordered before 2.30pm, second class post as standard unless you choose 1st class if you're posh!!

Express delivery is guaranteed to be delivered before 1pm the next day... this shipping is for the Playboy and Playbunny millionaires... some serious wonga!

We also have many other products for sale that might go with a greeting card such as a naughty mug. Don't forget to have a look through our store for some more inspiration by clicking on the visit shop link on the top right of the page where the seller information is.

Any questions give us a shout.

Thanks and have fun!!