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Posted 1903, Burton Kansas, Mules, Exterior View, Horse-and-Buggy Era

Packed by a genius (Me). Ships via U.S. First Class Mail for just 78 cents.

Standard Protocol: 

I'll place the postcard into plastic sleeve concealed within a folded piece of paper which is placed into a plain white envelope, and it then ships right away from my no-smoking residence that has no cats. Still require additional over-da-freaking-top special treatment? No problem, but to disturb the Universe's Protocol, and its mighty Representative (Me), costs tons more.  

If you win more than one item, wait for me to invoice you for all. That way eBay will automatically combine the order for shipping. 

Failure to remit within four days: 

    1. eBay settings automatically re-lists your treasured item; 

    2. eBay automatically begins roasting you administratively over a bed of hot typewriter ribbons; 

    3. eBay settings will automatically block you from bidding on my stuff in perpetuity.