- Ladies and gentlemen, brace yourselves for "Sean's Famous Fart Spray" – the ultimate gas-powered giggle generator! Each order scores you one MEGA SIZED 4 oz (120 ml) bottle of this stinktacular sensation. You won't find a single fart spray bottle sold online in this giant size!
- The Gas-Tastic Genius Behind It All: You're probably wondering who would create such a marvel. Well, it's me, Sean! Why, you ask? Because I'm on a quest to prove that humor knows no bounds, or scents. Also, I wanted to show the world that farts can be more than just silent, but violent works of art.
- It's a 4 oz MEGA SIZED bottle of Pure Evil: Picture this: most fart spray bottles sold online are like the tiny appetizers at a fancy party – just 1/2 to 1 ounce of fluid inside. But wait for it... here comes our Mega-sized marvel, ready to unleash a fart-pocalypse of laughter! You'd need to round up 4 to 8 of those puny bottles to equal the colossal comedy packed into our 4 oz mega size bottle.
- From Baby Gases to Gourmet Aromas: Since I was knee-high to a grasshopper, I've seen countless fart sprays, and they were all just...phew...subpar. I knew my own farts were something special. Friends and family would beg me to evacuate the premises whenever I let one rip. So, I thought, why not capture the magic and share it with the world?
- Crafted by Fart Wizards (Yes, They Exist): I teamed up with some folks who usually create enchanting scents and candles. Together, we created "Sean's Famous Fart Spray" – a scent that perfectly encapsulates the aroma of a fresh breeze from my ass. It's a real stinky masterpiece!
- Why Us? Because We're Gassy...I Mean, Classy: Don't fall for those knock-offs from halfway around the world. Our fart spray is the real deal, born and raised in the USA. Quality? Absolutely. Stench? Indescribable.
- Pro Tips for Maximum Hilarity: For a comedy show that'll leave 'em gasping for breath, go indoors. Small spaces are your secret weapon; they'll amplify the hilarity tenfold. The more you spray, the wilder it gets. Give it 10 to 20 pumps, wait a minute or so and then take cover as the smell starts to kick in to a total stink fest!
- Classic Prank Potential, Plus More: "Sean's Famous Fart Spray" isn't just a prank; it's a full-blown spectacle. Whether you're pranking your pals or just need a laugh, look no further. Explore our eBay store for other riotous prank sprays and stink candles that'll have you giggling until you're out of breath, all sold at silly low prices.
U.S. shipping is FREE on 99% of our eBay listings unless otherwise stated.
Additionally, we offer affordable international shipping options. We take pride in minimizing postage costs for our customers, so we cover a portion of the cost on our end to keep cost low.
Please note: While we strive to dispatch orders within 24 hours, we cannot guarantee exact transit times due to factors beyond our control. eBay provides estimates, which may vary depending on the carriers. If you require faster delivery, we recommend upgrading to expedited shipping services.
Please contact us via eBay message within 30 days of receiving your order. We'll be happy to assist you with a replacement or refund. We kindly ask that you ensure the item is returned in the same condition as it was supplied. Once we receive the returned item, it will be inspected, and a replacement or refund will be issued accordingly.
We understand that returns can be inconvenient for both parties, and we strive to provide accurate descriptions and images of our products to minimize the need for returns. We encourage our customers to carefully consider their purchases before placing an order. If you have any further questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to contact us. We're here to help. Thank you.
Welcome to Save A Buck Enterprises—where laughter and unbeatable bargains are always on offer! Whether you're in the mood for a giggle, a chuckle, or a full-blown belly laugh, you've stumbled upon the ultimate shopping haven! Since 2000, we've proudly operated as a small, family-owned business with the helping paw of our trusty 5-pound Cavapoo dog named Barley.
Your orders will fly out the door faster than a squirrel on a caffeine high chasing an acorn! Ready to explore our treasure trove of quirky delights? From symphonic fart machines to pranks fit for the spotlight, our selection will have you questioning reality itself! And our prices? They're as low as a limbo bar at a hobbit's birthday bash! We're dedicated to keeping your wallet happy and your day filled with laughter—guaranteed!
