- "Introducing the one and only 'SKUNK SPRAY' - the ultimate weapon in the battle of bad smells! We promise, this scent is so unique, it defies all description logic, but we'll give it our best shot!
- "Prepare your nostrils, because we present to you the 'SKUNK SMELL' - the fragrance that'll make you question all your life choices. It's the smell of adventure, with a hint of 'Did something just crawl up and die?' A symphony of stink, carefully composed by stink labs just for you! Our 'SKUNK SMELL' doesn't mess around.
- But wait, there's more! While most prank sprays come in puny 1-ounce bottles, our 'SKUNK SPRAY' proudly boasts a jumbo 4 ounces. That's right, folks, four times the stink for your buck! We're talking value here!
- And now, for the burning question on everyone's minds: 'What's the best stink spray you've got?' Well, we can't say, because that's like debating the finest cheese at a skunk cheese-tasting event – highly subjective! What we can tell you, though, is that we've unleashed thousands of these wickedly stinky bottles into the wild, and not one single soul has complained. That's right, we've left noses everywhere speechless!
- Here's the scoop: just give it a spritz with 10-20 pumps and watch the magic unfold. It starts off with a gentle, innocent whiff and then escalates to a nauseatingly epic experience. It's like a rollercoaster for your nose - hold on tight!
- For maximum effect, we recommend using it indoors, especially in smaller rooms. The smaller, the better, just like the laughs you'll get! Keep in mind, the more you spray, the stronger the reaction. So, get ready for some serious shenanigans!
- Brand new and ready to disrupt your olfactory world, our 'SKUNK SPRAY' is perfect for gifting. It's the gift that keeps on giving – giggles, guffaws, and gasps of disbelief, that is!"
- You get 1 bottle per order.
U.S. shipping is FREE on 99% of our eBay listings unless otherwise stated.
Additionally, we offer affordable international shipping options. We take pride in minimizing postage costs for our customers, so we cover a portion of the cost on our end to keep cost low.
Please note: While we strive to dispatch orders within 24 hours, we cannot guarantee exact transit times due to factors beyond our control. eBay provides estimates, which may vary depending on the carriers. If you require faster delivery, we recommend upgrading to expedited shipping services.
Please contact us via eBay message within 30 days of receiving your order. We'll be happy to assist you with a replacement or refund. We kindly ask that you ensure the item is returned in the same condition as it was supplied. Once we receive the returned item, it will be inspected, and a replacement or refund will be issued accordingly.
We understand that returns can be inconvenient for both parties, and we strive to provide accurate descriptions and images of our products to minimize the need for returns. We encourage our customers to carefully consider their purchases before placing an order. If you have any further questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to contact us. We're here to help. Thank you.
Welcome to Save A Buck Enterprises—where laughter and unbeatable bargains are always on offer! Whether you're in the mood for a giggle, a chuckle, or a full-blown belly laugh, you've stumbled upon the ultimate shopping haven! Since 2000, we've proudly operated as a small, family-owned business with the helping paw of our trusty 5-pound Cavapoo dog named Barley.
Your orders will fly out the door faster than a squirrel on a caffeine high chasing an acorn! Ready to explore our treasure trove of quirky delights? From symphonic fart machines to pranks fit for the spotlight, our selection will have you questioning reality itself! And our prices? They're as low as a limbo bar at a hobbit's birthday bash! We're dedicated to keeping your wallet happy and your day filled with laughter—guaranteed!
