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Ukraine "go back to Russia" highway sign.

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p for sale today is the newest Ukrainian standard traffic control device. Made to the exact standard as introduced by Ukravtodor (the Ukrainian highway department) in the last few days. The sign does not say "go back to Russia" per se, but rather asks the reader to do something anatomically improbable (first line), to do the same act again (second line), and finally exhorts the reader to continue doing such acts all the way back to Russia.

Proceeds go to UNICEF (United Nations Children's Fund), to be specially earmarked for Ukraine relief efforts. Demonstrate your opposition to history's latest tinpot war criminal, comply with the Geneva Convention of 1949 on the topic of standardized traffic control devices, and help children all at once
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The United States Fund for UNICEF (aka UNICEF USA) is a 501(c)3 registered non-profit in the United States - tax ID number 13-1760110. Part of your purchase qualifies as a charitable donation: all buyers will receive a receipt for the donated amount. (please check with your accountant how to handle this on your taxes.)


The sign is flat printed on heavy gauge steel, with completely accurate layout and fonts. It weighs about 16 pounds, 8 ounces. the original size is about 10 feet wide; this one is a precise rescaling of the freeway style sign down to a more manageable 36 by 18 inch size. it is a non-reflective sign - perfect for ordinary display, indoors or outdoors. (if you would like a larger size version, please ask as I can certainly make one!)

This is a high quality, heavy steel sign. Accept no imitations that may be one-third this price, but are one-tenth the quality. No cheap tin to be found here, with the wrong fonts, layouts, size, shape, or any other manner of embarrassing imperfection. This one will make even the most discerning collector stick their nose into the sign, as it looks that good from that close!

I can of course make these signs with any route number of your choice, and not just this style, but older and newer ones, and even the classic mileage, direction, and city limit guide signs from bygone eras. Anything you would like, made with unsurpassed quality right here in the good old US of A.

"Life doesn't happen along the interstates. It's against the law." - Charles Kuralt

Figure about 19 pounds for shipping, packed with care and mailed from zip code 61833.

Thank you for your purchase!